| Dec 31 | lots of stuff is broken |
| Dec 30 | it’s watchtower… in that song… |
| Dec 22 | not the best choice |
| Dec 19 | good for you |
| Dec 15 | i gotta go take a carb nap |
| Dec 6 | good news, it is! |
| Dec 4 | don’t worry so much, i guess |
| Nov 30 | so, yeah… you should drive |
| Nov 22 | it’s about human nature |
| Nov 20 | it can be both… |
| Nov 17 | nodding is part of the game |
| Nov 15 | just another way i like to make things awkward |
| Nov 14 | so much wine! |
| Nov 13 | …right? |
| Nov 7 | he wants to go outside where the real things are |
| Nov 3 | so… be persistent! or stubborn, if you must |
| Oct 31 | it’s good to have a simple plan |
| Oct 28 | you have to shout it, like BRAIN PIE!!! |
| Oct 25 | …until I get hungry again |
| Oct 20 | but it doesn’t have to be! |
| Oct 17 | good pep talk boss… |
| Oct 15 | fast music, slow day… |
| Oct 13 | i thought you were going to ask a hard question… |
| Oct 10 | stupid fruit flies… you’re not the boss of me |
| Oct 5 | everyone thinks they are getting away with it |
| Oct 3 | we are not amused |
| Oct 1 | today i bummed myself out because I can’t time travel… |
| Sep 29 | i haven’t learned from every one of MY experiences… |
| Sep 25 | don’t corrrect me today, Trevor |
| Sep 22 | i’m at my computer but all i’m doing is looking at facebook… |
| Sep 19 | lemon drink, cough drops, more sleep… |
| Sep 5 | everyday i’m travelin’ |
| Sep 3 | i’ve been reading scifi |
| Aug 31 | you don’t have to worry about my couth |
| Aug 27 | it ended up right back at my mouth |
| Aug 25 | have you seen what rock and roll does to hotel rooms? |
| Aug 21 | also, wasps are immortal, i’m pretty sure |
| Aug 19 | i don’t like it so far |
| Aug 14 | well, that’s no good… |
| Aug 12 | i just really needed to know WHAT TIME IS IT!!?! |
| Aug 10 | i just don’t want to chat |
| Aug 8 | you gotta stay on top of this stuff |
| Aug 4 | the true story was longer and boring |
| Aug 1 | it feels overdramatic |
| Jul 30 | HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?! |
| Jul 27 | looking at the floor is more predictable |
| Jul 23 | i mean, i do talk to you a lot |
| Jul 18 | holy crap, shut up!!!! |
| Jul 16 | but then i got the feeling they were cozy… so, it’s okay |
| Jul 13 | that’s really not how that works… |
| Jul 8 | winter is coming |
| Jul 6 | no |
| Jul 1 | it’s a hot day |
| Jun 26 | wake up gloomie, you got work to do |
| Jun 22 | good job avoiding the thinking about it |
| Jun 19 | you’ve got an imagination there, don’t you? |
| Jun 17 | he seems nice |
| Jun 13 | I wanted to share a picture of that… |
| Jun 7 | don’t boast about riddles |
| Jun 2 | Shakespeare is boss |
| May 31 | hint: it’s printing |
| May 28 | don’t worry about it |
| May 25 | this is one of those days |
| May 21 | aw, poor tough dad |
| May 19 | drunk walking time! |
| May 17 | argh! brain, what the hell? |
| May 15 | i meant it as a compliment |
| May 9 | i’m pretty sure you have to lead’em |
| May 8 | that’s the ball, it’s in your court |
| May 5 | we should have to walk out of the office to get more wine |
| May 3 | it’s a spade, let’s call it a spade |
| Apr 28 | it was such a nice dream |
| Apr 25 | why do i have to be so insecure about my savings!?!? |
| Apr 24 | …i’m a poet… |
| Apr 19 | don’t be in a relationship with this guy |
| Apr 16 | it’s just true |
| Apr 11 | you can bring water, but that’s it |
| Apr 9 | i don’t want them touching my face! |
| Apr 3 | i’d respect that |
| Mar 31 | there’s no convincing a nose it doesn’t smell something… |
| Mar 30 | insert personal pet peeve here |
| Mar 26 | i regret this decision |
| Mar 24 | the grass is always greener at other parties…;-) |
| Mar 22 | just force yourself to do it.. either way… |
| Mar 20 | if i had a prize, i’d give it to you |
| Mar 17 | get your green on! |
| Mar 14 | this gloomie’s in for a let down |
| Mar 12 | ears are weird.. so am i |
| Mar 7 | is there!?! IS THERE!!?!?! |
| Mar 6 | this isn’t over… |
| Mar 2 | you should know |
| Feb 29 | happy leap year day, everyone! |
| Feb 27 | i find it weird when facebook gets too real |
| Feb 24 | i sometimes get this entitled feeling |
| Feb 23 | step one is not lying |
| Feb 20 | it might be decaf… |
| Feb 17 | i’m a curious person |
| Feb 13 | for serious |
| Feb 10 | …so no, you haven’t looked into it yet… |
| Feb 7 | okay, made a comic, watched youtube a lot, what’s next? |
| Feb 3 | it might hurt more, in fact |
| Feb 1 | having perspective can be funny |
| Jan 25 | you can have it back when it’s your birthday |
| Jan 23 | …something got mixed up there… |
| Jan 21 | not cool, alarm clock, you’re bossy |
| Jan 17 | i might just be talking to myself |
| Jan 16 | it’s getting to be a long list… |
| Jan 12 | i’ll get those hammered out today or tomorrow… |
| Jan 7 | box… oh, box, what was in you? |
| Jan 5 | make me a dog-purse! |
| Jan 1 | face the new year… this afternoon! |
| Dec 30 | more things better explode or i’m out |
| Dec 22 | this is not a christmas comic |
| Dec 21 | you should know this by now |
| Dec 19 | that’s pretty dramatic |
| Dec 16 | let’s talk about something else now… |
| Dec 13 | you’re not a cop, are you? |
| Dec 10 | you’re smart, right? you’ll figure it out |
| Dec 6 | i call next hug! |
| Dec 3 | omnom nom nom… |
| Dec 1 | don’t clean my desk, that’s was my ‘to do’ pile |
| Nov 29 | you gotta do brain exercises |
| Nov 27 | i’m not rude… you’re rude… i’m trying to read… |
| Nov 19 | i also can’t turn on the tv… |
| Nov 16 | they just are, it’s like a magic power |
| Nov 15 | Movember - the ‘ask me about my face’ month |
| Nov 13 | maybe i can relax while i do something… maybe… |
| Nov 8 | okay brain, let’s try this again… |
| Nov 7 | until today! when i cleaned it! hurray! |
| Nov 1 | life’s already pretty much all over the place |
| Oct 29 | man… it’s not even 11am yet… |
| Oct 26 | …this happens to other people too, right? |
| Oct 22 | …because that would be awesome! |
| Oct 19 | aw, you better go nap |
| Oct 16 | I think you didn’t drink enough at that wedding… |
| Oct 14 | it’s very nice though… |
| Oct 12 | try using the buddy system! |
| Oct 7 | just do your thing, don’t talk about it so much |
| Oct 5 | go get more milk… |
| Oct 1 | i’d take everything personally, i bet |
| Sep 28 | running in the afternoon is still arbitrarily outside my comfort zone |
| Sep 25 | well, right now i’m against ‘em. this is a hard paper… |
| Sep 24 | you’re also a nerd if you’ve already started your costume |
| Sep 20 | i am NOT a bongo!!! |
| Sep 18 | you don’t have to listen if you have nice hair |
| Sep 15 | i mean if it was a good bottle, we’d do it right… |
| Sep 13 | you can do it! keep going! |
| Sep 11 | woot! |
| Sep 9 | oh man! I totally will! |
| Sep 8 | …or a pretzel maybe? |
| Sep 5 | hey, this gloomie has a nose!!! |
| Sep 4 | it’s unnecessary… and distracting… |
| Sep 3 | let’s count beer too! |
| Sep 1 | they make gestures more pointy |
| Aug 30 | …and it takes a couple tries to get it going |
| Aug 28 | that’s one reason to reach for them… |
| Aug 27 | you don’t want to eat hair, right? |
| Aug 24 | yep, it’s a twitter joke |
| Aug 23 | ‘hate’ might be too strong, let’s go with frustration |
| Aug 20 | just hand it over, i won’t have to pry anything… |
| Aug 19 | now you gotta go buy a new camera… |
| Aug 17 | i know about how far that is! |
| Aug 12 | take a chill pill, call me in the morning |
| Aug 11 | panic attack! |
| Aug 9 | i think we’ll have mammoth risotto |
| Aug 8 | looking for truths is fun |
| Aug 7 | i’m not gonna tell you until you admit you’re angry about something |
| Jul 30 | just give it a minute, i’ll probably get it |
| Jul 27 | calm down, it’s my genetics now |
| Jul 25 | i have low blood sugar right now… |
| Jul 22 | stretch… whenever! |
| Jul 20 | stuff happens, smell it! |
| Jul 17 | i mean, i don’t think i can overstate how great we are |
| Jul 15 | oh well |
| Jul 12 | we all have island-like tendencies |
| Jul 7 | …and the whole world, in general |
| Jul 4 | watch out, your mind could be closing right now! |
| Jul 1 | maybe i’ll do some overtime tonight… |
| Jun 26 | in heaven, you can have all the caffeine you want |
| Jun 24 | everyone always does |
| Jun 20 | zombies don’t do chores |
| Jun 19 | i dunno what kinda pots and pans you got at your place… |
| Jun 16 | AAAARH!!! |
| Jun 11 | …helps with the independence |
| Jun 8 | thanks for the shaving effort… |
| Jun 6 | some perspective please |
| Jun 3 | you might have too much trust there… |
| Jun 1 | figure it out |
| May 23 | it doesn’t count is why |
| May 16 | you got lots to do |
| May 9 | all together now! |
| May 4 | talking in circles is fun and all… |
| May 3 | nice is never enough |
| May 2 | they tell you to aim high in school, right? |
| May 1 | it’s not gonna work if you keep talking |
| Apr 30 | it’s a real problam… |
| Apr 29 | it’s the thoughtful thing to do |
| Apr 28 | i’m growing and trying new things! |
| Apr 25 | seven delicious dollars |
| Apr 23 | …three hours later… the coffee’s cold again |
| Apr 11 | those crazy kids… |
| Apr 8 | you’re gonna have to trust me on this… |
| Apr 5 | let’s just go out for brunch… |
| Apr 3 | realize the truth, yes… change it? no |
| Apr 2 | cause and effect, dude |
| Mar 29 | watch out for the wiry fighters… |
| Mar 26 | i have a lot of things to do |
| Mar 25 | at least it’s not a competition though… |
| Mar 19 | you gotta eat your veggies |
| Mar 18 | love’s true all the time |
| Mar 13 | we’re still friends, right? |
| Mar 8 | if i focus on you guys, i’m not boring, right? |
| Mar 6 | the cold’s not so bad, eh? |
| Mar 3 | more spring! we need more spring! |
| Mar 1 | weren’t we supposed to study or something? |
| Feb 26 | well, i’m working on it… |
| Feb 25 | hope it was worth the effort |
| Feb 21 | …usually… |
| Feb 19 | there gonna get lost with out you! |
| Feb 16 | don’t litter! |
| Feb 14 | happy valentine’s day! try not to mess up! |
| Feb 12 | i don’t think that’s an ingredient… |
| Feb 11 | it’s like a nice long blink |
| Feb 10 | stuff to consider |
| Feb 8 | it’s so extreme! |
| Feb 6 | the word ‘nugget’ just screams deliciousness |
| Feb 4 | something to remember |
| Feb 1 | yeah, that’s also exciting |
| Jan 29 | then we’ll both have energy! |
| Jan 25 | but my drama is so interesting… to me! |
| Jan 23 | look at your foot, gloomie! |
| Jan 21 | we’ll keep him in our pockets… |
| Jan 18 | everyone’s invited… to look at my face!!! |
| Jan 15 | i’m taking a half day from reality |
| Jan 14 | yeah, i guess that’ll work |
| Jan 12 | that’s way better! |
| Jan 10 | we need three or four holidays for costumes, at least… |
| Jan 5 | cats eat birds, everyone knows it! |
| Jan 3 | maybe it’ll be awesome this year…. |
| Jan 1 | happy 2011 everyone, it’s already happening! |
| Jan 1 | happy 2011 everyone, it’s already happening! |
| Dec 28 | maybe try not building a whole city… |
| Dec 20 | it’s like interesting frosting on a subpar cake |
| Dec 17 | don’t stress yourself out |
| Dec 12 | …that last sentence is redundant… |
| Dec 10 | there’s no escaping, you’re in december… |
| Dec 5 | our apartment is still pretty small |
| Nov 30 | …isn’t it kinda the job |
| Nov 28 | it’s important not to remember how bad winter was last year |
| Nov 24 | i’m just gonna do the things I wanna do today |
| Nov 17 | it’s just like in the childhood stories they told us |
| Nov 16 | it just keeps ticking by! |
| Nov 13 | no more assignments!!! |
| Nov 11 | it’s just another thing to worry about |
| Nov 8 | there’s a slightly different emphasis on responsibility… |
| Nov 7 | you tried real hard, and did a good job, congrats! |
| Nov 4 | now i need new bits interesting information to share! |
| Nov 1 | no more second helpings for you |
| Oct 31 | oh cat, you are adorable when you are puzzled |
| Oct 29 | and i’ve been buying pies like a sucker.. |
| Oct 24 | i’ve sort of trained myself not to use the word cliché… |
| Oct 20 | it’s my flowcharts versus the chaos! |
| Oct 13 | this is going to be trouble… |
| Oct 8 | theories are interesting, but practical examples are useful |
| Oct 6 | i’m trapped with this conversation until my stop… |
| Oct 5 | embrace the ephemeral beauty of your carpets |
| Oct 1 | use the messages, man |
| Sep 23 | such a waste… i don’t want foot jam… |
| Sep 20 | you’ll have to wait until the next complaints day, which is scheduled for never |
| Sep 19 | get a professional! |
| Sep 17 | joggers find all the bodies… |
| Sep 13 | bad wife! give it back! |
| Sep 10 | i’ll just put “work on relaxing” on my to-do list, shall i? |
| Sep 6 | that’s reasonable then |
| Sep 3 | i didn’t really get fired |
| Aug 31 | stop having youtube parties over there! |
| Aug 24 | yum! |
| Aug 23 | iron helps make happy moods |
| Aug 22 | everybody doesn’t wear pants, i’m sure, even today |
| Aug 19 | i made ‘em sooo red! |
| Aug 17 | don’t ask stupid questions… |
| Aug 12 | it’s a very good kitten |
| Aug 8 | …i’ve never met either…both are fascinating… |
| Aug 1 | don’t toast the toasting substance… |
| Jul 28 | the wine didn’t help either… |
| Jul 26 | eavesdropping can be so embarrassing |
| Jul 19 | you’re only making it worse… |
| Jul 16 | chug, chug, chug… frustration! |
| Jul 12 | must floss IMMEDIATELY! |
| Jul 7 | swimming sluggishly in soupy sweat. icky imagery. |
| Jul 6 | so, i’m pretty much set |
| Jun 30 | more gloomies on the way! (now that wedding thing is out of the way…) |
| Jun 12 | dude! |
| Jun 4 | it’s like the hat is trying different looks… |
| May 21 | maybe I should do some stretches? |
| May 17 | i like people who have a natural ‘human’ look going on |
| May 6 | i wish i was getting a massage right now… |
| May 1 | i am completely addicted to podcasts |
| Apr 26 | when fruit is rotten, it is broken |
| Apr 20 | it’s either redundant, or not… both ideas are weird to consider… |
| Apr 13 | the onion has arrived |
| Apr 7 | don’t spook him, or he’ll retreat beneath one or both hoods… |
| Apr 5 | aw, i think it was a cream egg… |
| Mar 31 | it’s gonna be an adventure! |
| Mar 28 | so, shut up, you! |
| Mar 23 | remember, get yourself checked regularly and find out if you’re at risk |
| Mar 17 | don’t worry, i think lots of irish songs are in english… |
| Mar 14 | this isn’t the first time i’ve had to defend wicker |
| Mar 12 | this is not nearly enough information… |
| Mar 6 | so… give me a minute… |
| Feb 28 | we’re just going to have to fix our problems in real time |
| Feb 24 | so… they might try to seduce us before they attack… to blind us… |
| Feb 21 | someone is using a product |
| Feb 14 | shh, it’s all part of the dream |
| Feb 11 | flexing for comedy |
| Feb 6 | a healthy balance of pride and shame will clean this place! |
| Feb 4 | also, ‘gel is moo’ |
| Feb 1 | also, ‘chirrup’ is an awesome word |
| Jan 30 | a time saving tip |
| Jan 28 | still not really a wizard |
| Jan 23 | yep, that sounds addictive… |
| Jan 21 | luck’s not all that logical though… |
| Jan 18 | …so cold |
| Jan 16 | my family were all raised tall, you know? |
| Jan 13 | it’s the thought that counts, always! |
| Jan 11 | the little chocolates sink into a sea of jellybeans |
| Jan 9 | they set the mood music to “simmer down” |
| Jan 5 | we buy the tasty, expensive stuff… like the weird cheeses… |
| Jan 2 | i’ll take a double furry pat with a chaser of being nipped |
| Dec 31 | new year’s cleaning: a great excuse to stay inside where it’s warm |
| Dec 30 | mmm… dinosaur meat… |
| Dec 25 | i hope everybody gets lots of christmas! |
| Dec 22 | we’re gonna need like, three or four more friends… |
| Dec 19 | now i need to go get a new pencil |
| Dec 16 | oh, the fine line of appropriate generosity… |
| Dec 13 | actually, i really like eggnog |
| Dec 10 | ‘memorable’ shouldn’t be ‘disconcerting’ |
| Dec 7 | ‘indulging’ myself isn’t as precise a term for a spa day |
| Dec 1 | heavy gifts are intrinsically better |
| Nov 30 | pick a side, we’re at war here |
| Nov 27 | you keep telling yourself that |
| Nov 23 | too long, did not stay awake |
| Nov 22 | another practical purchase, i say |
| Nov 21 | you’ve gotta stop prescribing stuff to yourself |
| Nov 18 | mortals don’t get my sense humour… |
| Nov 16 | plans are plans |
| Nov 14 | a healthy diet and weight lifting! |
| Nov 13 | also, stop poking me on facebook |
| Nov 10 | help, i’m trapped! |
| Nov 5 | i know you can hear me out here… |
| Nov 2 | it’s not a good conversation starter |
| Nov 1 | oh no, the demons have been reading the internet |
| Oct 31 | or a cake, you could’ve made a cake |
| Oct 29 | oh, that’s a good team |
| Oct 27 | …was it a blonde girl? |
| Oct 26 | the credit card company’s just checking in… |
| Oct 24 | i might have had some pumpkin spice beer |
| Oct 22 | cubie still wishes he was taller |
| Oct 15 | practically… |
| Oct 13 | …very detailed also |
| Oct 9 | you have to appreciate the deadly things |
| Oct 8 | that’s not how you absorb a book |
| Oct 6 | best acknowledgment of guilt ever! |
| Oct 3 | look at ‘em go |
| Oct 2 | my cat must have a copy of this |
| Sep 30 | aw, i bummed myself out |
| Sep 29 | you know what to expect from a wall at least |
| Sep 25 | …for what it’s worth |
| Sep 24 | nobody messes with trains |
| Sep 22 | time to buy a new fish again |
| Sep 21 | you’ve woken me up and ruined my day |
| Sep 19 | …anywhere flat |
| Sep 18 | it’s also a bit alarming for pedestrians |
| Sep 17 | maybe practice on a quieter drum |
| Sep 13 | i’ll just pretend i know what to look for, i guess |
| Sep 12 | damn this subjective existence!!! |
| Sep 10 | okay, seriously now… |
| Sep 8 | i see you’ve been ill before |
| Sep 7 | you don’t even go outside |
| Sep 4 | i bought a new can and everything |
| Sep 3 | there will be salsa, beans… cheese and meat |
| Sep 1 | who are we talking to now? |
| Aug 31 | so, watch out for that… |
| Aug 27 | that would be a greater advantage |
| Aug 25 | generally, i like their music |
| Aug 24 | don’t hassle my ducks, dude |
| Aug 23 | lots of running for nothing, i say |
| Aug 21 | there are still so many more numbers… |
| Aug 19 | …they can be very painful… |
| Aug 15 | especially on the internet |
| Aug 14 | the popcorn helps you swallow the plot |
| Aug 13 | …it’s not comforting |
| Aug 11 | i bought an ice cream… |
| Aug 9 | either way, we have pictures… |
| Jul 29 | you tell ‘em |
| Jul 27 | i need more twigs… and a pine cone… |
| Jul 25 | aw… pun |
| Jul 23 | the GPS was no help… |
| Jul 21 | you’ve got to wait a little longer |
| Jul 17 | you’re being too general |
| Jul 16 | oh, zing! |
| Jul 13 | my imagination is making stuff up again… like it does |
| Jul 9 | i got nothing else… |
| Jul 8 | know your audience |
| Jul 6 | the time it takes to think is three dots… |
| Jul 3 | i can’t make dry commentary on the flow of conversation… |
| Jul 1 | totally different hinges |
| Jun 28 | don’t worry, it’s not so late… somewhere else… |
| Jun 27 | we’re gonna be rich! |
| Jun 23 | but it was totally worth it |
| Jun 20 | rolling stones are dangerous |
| Jun 19 | alright, time to plan a wedding! |
| Jun 16 | go volcano, go! |
| Jun 15 | my desk is too cluttered to keep this! |
| Jun 10 | the one eye is awake, so i got that going on… |
| Jun 9 | they seem to complain about the cold frequently… |
| Jun 7 | i want another slice of instant gratification!!! |
| Jun 4 | don’t fill up on heroes now |
| Jun 2 | socrates had the right idea, but i’m too tired to get into it |
| May 31 | what can ya do? |
| May 28 | also ’see what i’m dealing with’ doesn’t help |
| May 25 | i don’t even know what the darn lecture was about now |
| May 24 | i’m ready to go back to work |
| May 22 | where’s your toga? |
| May 20 | the party room doesn’t really have a party atmosphere |
| May 19 | let’s say sorry like responsible adults |
| May 17 | we’ll sort out instruments in the next meeting |
| May 16 | these are going on my shelf of awesome stuff |
| May 14 | time isn’t wasted when you’re tipsy or drunk but still conversational |
| May 9 | don’t be ashamed, gloomie |
| May 7 | don’t get me started on cherries |
| May 5 | i hope nothing bad happens |
| May 4 | i’m not just buying stuff, i’m collecting it |
| May 3 | please, just look at the picture… |
| Apr 29 | …i still haven’t asked them to change it… |
| Apr 28 | i bet deep space has all kinds of robots in there |
| Apr 27 | now my ears can get dressed up for parties |
| Apr 24 | little wheels, big sound |
| Apr 22 | what if some butterfly really pisses you off one day? |
| Apr 21 | like the area… or circumference… |
| Apr 20 | i mean, look how much bigger you are |
| Apr 16 | wrong move, gloomie |
| Apr 14 | the scrunchie is like a garnish |
| Apr 13 | it’s a classic |
| Apr 9 | maybe ‘do one thing a day that challenges you’ |
| Apr 6 | i do not believe in chain letters |
| Apr 5 | come on guys, think about your ideas |
| Mar 30 | your process of reasoning is unreasonable |
| Mar 28 | i can’t wait till I can use this technology |
| Mar 26 | next week’s getting pretty booked up too… |
| Mar 24 | it’s okay i’ll just pinch it between my grown up fingers |
| Mar 23 | gloomie says ‘grr’ to false authority |
| Mar 20 | but i’m still going to keep making gloomies |
| Mar 18 | you’re just mad that you aren’t in any of ‘em |
| Mar 16 | trying to kill time is aggravating |
| Mar 15 | Youre Not doing to make it as an actor |
| Mar 14 | that was a gift |
| Mar 13 | also, try taking better care of yourself |
| Mar 10 | i’ve been conditioned to really really want that seat |
| Mar 8 | a common lament |
| Mar 6 | i’m retrofitting a pattern of silliness on you |
| Mar 5 | metaphors get taken literally far too often |
| Mar 4 | i almost misspelled awesomer, whew |
| Mar 1 | i just say stuff right usually |
| Feb 25 | someone always messes up |
| Feb 24 | …hopefully… |
| Feb 23 | i’m not risking the extra ten |
| Feb 13 | i’ll be back in a week! |
| Feb 10 | they’re at it again, now with more bass! |
| Feb 7 | how do i know this? who knows? |
| Feb 6 | chores need more shortcuts |
| Feb 3 | this’ll be a holiday when pigs fly |
| Feb 1 | one of the worst kinds of ‘freaked out’ |
| Jan 29 | not the place to make new friends |
| Jan 26 | some facts don’t respond to popular opinion |
| Jan 25 | don’t hit the lab after the bar |
| Jan 22 | now i gotta go eat a field mouse |
| Jan 20 | it’s probably a big mess |
| Jan 19 | but i like to keep busy |
| Jan 16 | you guys do pay to go to class, right? |
| Jan 14 | it’s productively soothing |
| Jan 12 | you want me to curse your wedding? |
| Jan 11 | not necessarily, anyway |
| Jan 10 | why are you over there anyway? |
| Jan 7 | or i’ll hear it like ‘the War of 1812′ |
| Jan 6 | it’s like a second stomach, i think |
| Jan 3 | ps: we missed you at christmas… |
| Jan 2 | …no… no, it is not |
| Dec 31 | there’s almost nothing new about tonight |
| Dec 29 | finally! a gadget for my gender |
| Dec 27 | the pursuit of feeling like one has knowledge |
| Dec 25 | why does the meal always have to be so big? |
| Dec 23 | i like my books |
| Dec 21 | oh well, i’ll keep plugging away |
| Dec 20 | and i have more |
| Dec 18 | oh, those christmas parties |
| Dec 17 | i have soooo much to do! |
| Dec 16 | bastards |
| Dec 14 | …if it’s not too much trouble |
| Dec 13 | they are both out there again… |
| Dec 11 | lecture at a bus stop… no escape |
| Dec 9 | bring me coffee and you will be spared |
| Dec 8 | i’m gonna need some details |
| Dec 7 | don’t let the cuteness fool you |
| Dec 6 | the tea guy is not amused |
| Dec 3 | …science is hard… |
| Dec 2 | new month, get your passes |
| Nov 30 | ‘entertainment news’ still sounds too important |
| Nov 29 | so, you still have some finals? |
| Nov 27 | it’s snowball season… |
| Nov 26 | i told you i was coming in person, yesterday |
| Nov 23 | it’s in everything! even bottoms! |
| Nov 19 | i haven’t found the right pair yet! |
| Nov 18 | …there is a lot of staying up, usually followed by crashing… |
| Nov 16 | now i have to listen to my own thoughts… |
| Nov 15 | i can has instant gratificationz now? |
| Nov 14 | the words are so tiny |
| Nov 13 | i’ll expansion pack you… |
| Nov 10 | this talent is transferable, right? |
| Nov 9 | words are hard |
| Nov 7 | making flowcharts at work… |
| Nov 5 | get out of my head… |
| Nov 2 | if we’re careful, we might not have to learn anything about each other |
| Oct 31 | what’s your costume say about you? |
| Oct 29 | i hope it got some nutrition out of this |
| Oct 27 | grooves for everyone! |
| Oct 26 | if only |
| Oct 25 | thanks for existing! |
| Oct 23 | that’s all i got so far |
| Oct 22 | i might need more vitamin D… |
| Oct 20 | might even be allergies |
| Oct 19 | …you might be thinking of geology |
| Oct 18 | it’s a precarious situation… |
| Oct 16 | i’m okay with that, i guess |
| Oct 14 | the harvest season knows |
| Oct 10 | babies look similar |
| Oct 8 | like… post-secondary education |
| Oct 7 | i’m sick, but i’m working on it |
| Oct 5 | but i’m not gonna |
| Oct 3 | where did all these horses come from? |
| Oct 1 | sharp knives are for fancy chef-types |
| Sep 30 | that’s when you’ve made it |
| Sep 28 | making your own bow should be part of the ’sport’ |
| Sep 27 | i’m so behind on some of this viral stuff |
| Sep 26 | Apple’s probably working on the technology… |
| Sep 25 | they’re connected |
| Sep 24 | opera… it’ll get ya |
| Sep 22 | what’s that all about? |
| Sep 21 | let’s sell some toys, people! |
| Sep 20 | that stuff’s in everything tasty |
| Sep 18 | looking good, but really bizzare… |
| Sep 17 | shut up, cat! |
| Sep 16 | science groupie! |
| Sep 14 | some people are qualified |
| Sep 12 | …because that’s the basic skill needed for this… |
| Sep 11 | just one big ol’ flying nightmare |
| Sep 10 | we knew this day was coming |
| Sep 8 | i’m holding nothing! but grudges… |
| Sep 7 | we’ve all heard of the freshman 15… coincidence? |
| Sep 6 | it could be anything! |
| Sep 4 | stupid laws of the universe |
| Sep 2 | do your parents know you bought that? |
| Sep 1 | this applies to several kinds of hats… |
| Aug 28 | this week: eat less, exercise more! |
| Aug 27 | not gonna name names |
| Aug 26 | the house wins forever! |
| Aug 25 | it’s about time |
| Aug 19 | so, you know, don’t bother |
| Aug 16 | they’re similar… when it comes to colour… |
| Aug 15 | good job, you got really close to that stuff |
| Aug 13 | they’re so squiggly |
| Aug 12 | visual aids are important |
| Aug 10 | …as an adjective |
| Aug 9 | go, go, go!! |
| Aug 8 | one more reason math is scary |
| Aug 2 | sign me up for that one |
| Aug 1 | so… i made a comic about it… |
| Jul 28 | it died once, it’ll do it again! |
| Jul 27 | my apartment would be jealous if it knew i was here |
| Jul 26 | oh, you mean my ‘me time’ |
| Jul 24 | stand back, i say! |
| Jul 22 | well, i never! |
| Jul 21 | now i gotta clean the mirror again |
| Jul 20 | we’ll never know… |
| Jul 19 | all i’m saying is mine throws up too |
| Jul 17 | classing it up a bit |
| Jul 15 | please send help |
| Jul 14 | the sign needs a sign now |
| Jul 11 | …or it could backfire horribly… |
| Jul 10 | i don’t do predictable mug sayings |
| Jul 8 | aw, not again! |
| Jul 6 | i guess it must be for some |
| Jul 3 | i guess it’s similar |
| Jul 2 | yeah, that’s what i thought |
| Jun 25 | must buy in bulk… can’t resist the savings… |
| Jun 23 | ah! don’t listen to him! |
| Jun 20 | do you think bugs talk about us? |
| Jun 18 | just thought i’d share |
| Jun 16 | there, there, little gloomie |
| Jun 15 | how effective have you been today? |
| Jun 13 | what else could it be, right? |
| Jun 9 | you’ll need your strength! |
| Jun 8 | anyway, it’s not a contest |
| Jun 7 | yum, cake for me! |
| Jun 1 | they’d probably pick something without an ’s’ |
| May 29 | how did this expression ever get off the ground? |
| May 28 | harsh stereotypes |
| May 26 | it’s not really a place like that |
| May 24 | just recently it’s gotten tough, right? |
| May 21 | iron gloomie |
| May 19 | the project was off to a rough start |
| May 16 | maybe something not so… important |
| May 14 | not a very helpful method |
| May 9 | cuz it’s on the other side of ten, you see |
| May 8 | profile picture… check! |
| Apr 29 | …maybe |
| Apr 27 | this happens a lot |
| Apr 26 | sugar rush!!! |
| Apr 21 | sure, now he’s sorry… |
| Apr 20 | no, that’s not what i mean |
| Apr 17 | that was all you had to do! |
| Apr 16 | i have a day job |
| Apr 13 | prey, pray… weird coincidence… |
| Apr 12 | also i get a buzz from positive feedback |
| Apr 10 | getting angry in the wrong direction |
| Apr 9 | fainting - still cool apparently |
| Apr 6 | i’m putting it out there |
| Apr 5 | just in case |
| Apr 2 | the army’s got to be way bigger |
| Apr 1 | now everyone roll a charisma check |
| Mar 31 | i know there won’t be, but what if? |
| Mar 29 | help! my metaphor’s become too elaborate! |
| Mar 28 | but she’s okay now |
| Mar 26 | figuratively stupid |
| Mar 24 | pretty impessive stats |
| Mar 18 | man, what was that thing? |
| Mar 12 | so we’re good now, right? |
| Mar 11 | so that’s how i feel about kids today |
| Mar 9 | come on, everyone’s doing it |
| Mar 7 | more research to follow |
| Mar 4 | i’m going to come back to why that’s wrong… anyone else? |
| Mar 1 | caught between a heavy rock and a hard place |
| Feb 27 | but it is rude if that’s your first move… |
| Feb 26 | maybe next time |
| Feb 24 | back from my ski trip, can you tell? |
| Feb 12 | time for another infusion |
| Feb 10 | you won because you were the drunkest |
| Feb 5 | fries, cheese and gravy… what could go wrong? |
| Feb 3 | yes… lobsters pinch… good observation |
| Jan 29 | i looked it up now… |
| Jan 27 | it just doesn’t sound sustainable |
| Jan 23 | oh no, he didn’t! |
| Jan 21 | also they are both fun, especially if you are drunk |
| Jan 19 | you’re not fooling anyone important |
| Jan 16 | ah, so that’s what’s cool to knit… |
| Jan 14 | their volume is set at ‘eviction’ |
| Jan 12 | break out the vodka, it’s election time |
| Jan 7 | you are not the star of the group photo… |
| Jan 6 | …to name just a few |
| Jan 5 | lame strike gets a lame joke |
| Jan 2 | pushing words together is funtastic |
| Jan 1 | it’s all happening again! |
| Dec 31 | stress is love |
| Dec 16 | let’s just hope it never happens |
| Dec 15 | watch out! |
| Dec 13 | good luck with that… |
| Dec 8 | take the time |
| Dec 6 | they could be considered contradictory |
| Dec 2 | sarcasm about sarcasm |
| Nov 27 | stupid weird plant dream… |
| Nov 25 | this should work |
| Nov 24 | good name, lots of pressure |
| Nov 20 | man, there’s a lot of poems here… |
| Nov 18 | bringin’ it back! |
| Nov 12 | why aren’t you in one then? |
| Nov 11 | it might help |
| Nov 10 | and yet… no one minds |
| Nov 5 | a conversation about remodelling… |
| Nov 4 | man, that girl was an annoying stereotype |
| Nov 3 | oh well, he’s still pretty cool |
| Oct 30 | assembly required |
| Oct 27 | let’s organize our goals, shall we? |
| Oct 25 | if tv has taught us anything… |
| Oct 22 | well, it was a pretty okay joke |
| Oct 21 | i’m gonna start charging rent |
| Oct 20 | send me your demo in a couple months, we’ll talk |
| Oct 19 | so don’t worry |
| Oct 16 | troop numbers low? |
| Oct 14 | and the fights are cool |
| Oct 13 | how’s that work for you? |
| Oct 11 | some people are way too good at wiggling |
| Oct 9 | they cancel each other out and everything |
| Oct 3 | zzzzz… |
| Oct 1 | dalek in the machine |
| Sep 30 | for my busy lifestyle! |
| Sep 27 | remember to factor in the age of the driver |
| Sep 25 | stressful |
| Sep 23 | ridiculousness |
| Sep 21 | so, this is what we’re watching now, eh? |
| Sep 18 | you don’t have a cellphone, do you? |
| Sep 17 | no glory for you |
| Sep 16 | health levels low, system going into hibernation mode |
| Sep 10 | stick fight |
| Sep 9 | he’s on the case… mine… |
| Sep 6 | highlander gloomie needs to pack up leftovers |
| Sep 5 | i’m gonna put a tar pit by my desk |
| Sep 4 | oh, there they are |
| Aug 31 | less volume, more information |
| Aug 30 | …unfortunate… |
| Aug 28 | yay, clarity! |
| Aug 20 | it’s a design choice |
| Aug 15 | that was an awesome dream |
| Aug 13 | that’s supposed to be private… |
| Aug 1 | give it a few more minutes, you’ll get used to it! |
| Jul 29 | then it will be awesome |
| Jul 28 | it’s a memory device |
| Jul 27 | i have a crown… metaphorically |
| Jul 24 | today’s subject will be… |
| Jul 23 | he’s got no time for plates |
| Jul 22 | most of the time, anyway |
| Jul 21 | so watch out for that… |
| Jul 18 | feeling melted today… |
| Jul 17 | …and let’s try not to learn anything new… |
| Jul 15 | toasted gloomie! |
| Jul 13 | it’s distracting… |
| Jul 12 | look at him go! |
| Jul 9 | that’s my best move… |
| Jul 7 | seriously, try water |
| Jul 5 | smiley’s law |
| Jul 3 | everyone should play! |
| Jul 2 | why yes, i have… why do you ask? |
| Jun 26 | say it loudly and innocently |
| Jun 25 | not just for the kids |
| Jun 19 | …unless they are kidnapped… i guess |
| Jun 17 | alright! i’m up for that! |
| Jun 14 | he’s in there, like, twelve times |
| Jun 13 | i have no cats |
| Jun 12 | it’s just true |
| Jun 11 | i have new shoes… what’s your move? |
| Jun 9 | a one, a two, a one, two, three! |
| Jun 5 | i think he’s hurt guys… |
| Jun 3 | with more emphasis on the joy |
| Jun 2 | it’s suddenly interesting! |
| May 30 | he’s interrupting my bus thoughts |
| May 26 | everyone loves approval |
| May 25 | how’s that not normal? |
| May 24 | not trying at all |
| May 21 | dancing for Jesus! |
| May 19 | respect the silhouette |
| May 16 | does that count? |
| May 14 | why is that guy news? |
| May 13 | think of the debt… |
| May 9 | most likely |
| May 6 | Hugh Jackman would be up for it… |
| May 5 | whoohoo! old stuff! |
| May 3 | stupid saying… |
| Apr 30 | mix it up and say something positive |
| Apr 29 | good for you |
| Apr 28 | just stop making the announcement |
| Apr 27 | all done forever! |
| Apr 24 | i know it’s not a great plan… |
| Apr 21 | but, hey… keep trying… |
| Apr 19 | that’s the end of the house tour |
| Apr 18 | gloomie’s done thinking! |
| Apr 15 | must be what they’re going for… |
| Apr 13 | specifics are important |
| Apr 10 | hurray for the back up plan! |
| Apr 8 | oh what the hell… |
| Apr 7 | i give you life! |
| Apr 6 | you’re so sensitive… |
| Apr 4 | fingers crossed for something tropical |
| Apr 3 | yoga gloomie needs more peace, less smells |
| Apr 2 | the gloomie just wants to be asked |
| Mar 29 | stupid slow walkers |
| Mar 28 | watch for warning signs |
| Mar 25 | aw damn, now i gotta sew… |
| Mar 22 | ah! ah! thought attack!!! |
| Mar 19 | stupid mysterious thumping noise |
| Mar 18 | the day after drinking… |
| Mar 15 | hurray! i own this now! |
| Mar 14 | i can hear you from way over here |
| Mar 12 | come on man, just one more day… |
| Mar 9 | i love shiney things |
| Mar 8 | no worries |
| Mar 7 | think about it |
| Mar 5 | i’ll do it when i’m ready! |
| Feb 24 | gravity strikes again |
| Feb 22 | he’s coming for you |
| Feb 19 | aaarrrgghh!!! |
| Feb 17 | discounts are still delicious! |
| Feb 15 | it’s a widely applicable concept |
| Feb 14 | seriously, it’s a skill |
| Feb 12 | your loyalties are in question |
| Feb 10 | you can be real without being boring |
| Feb 9 | you can’t get punched on the internet |
| Feb 8 | oh, stop groaning, it’s awesome |
| Feb 2 | where did you learn that word? |
| Feb 1 | oh, you know i won’t! |
| Jan 28 | you are not a cowboy |
| Jan 27 | party, do it! |
| Jan 25 | down with pessimism! |
| Jan 24 | hm… what about wolverine? |
| Jan 23 | it tastes like evil |
| Jan 21 | your dog likes everyone |
| Jan 20 | cartoons are awesome |
| Jan 17 | where’d you get it? |
| Jan 15 | really, really bored |
| Jan 14 | okay, panic now! |
| Jan 13 | so, good job there |
| Jan 10 | i guess if enough people say it… |
| Jan 8 | oh, the flies… how they haunt me |
| Jan 7 | really now… seriously |
| Jan 6 | free money!!! |
| Jan 4 | frankie ‘two-fins’ mcbubbles, we hardly knew thee |
| Dec 31 | and stop not doing things |
| Dec 30 | ah, what might have been |
| Dec 29 | …as opposed to the supernatural |
| Dec 27 | one of the main flaws of the list system… |
| Dec 26 | a little pretentious, also |
| Dec 21 | a christmas thought |
| Dec 18 | nature music’s kinda spooky… |
| Dec 6 | oh man, i hope not |
| Dec 5 | rock the platitudes, rock them! |
| Dec 4 | stupid ogres |
| Dec 1 | thumbs up for you |
| Nov 30 | thanks reality, you bear the most important tidings |
| Nov 26 | yeah, it’s a good time to run |
| Nov 24 | don’t cry gloomie, keep it together |
| Nov 22 | oh, i see… burn |
| Nov 20 | no light bulbs for you, buddy |
| Nov 19 | that would be sweet |
| Nov 18 | it’s never time for prop comics |
| Nov 17 | but not so much in the eyes, i guess… |
| Nov 15 | it would’ve been cool if you’d left maybe ten minutes ago… |
| Nov 13 | ’cause it’s an expression is why |
| Nov 10 | say it a thousand times, everyone |
| Nov 8 | the ninja theorem |
| Nov 7 | party in room 1-0-right-the-hell-next-to-mine |
| Nov 2 | aw great, now there’s worms everywhere |
| Nov 1 | but hyperbole is just the best thing ever! |
| Oct 31 | happy hallowe’en, everyone! |
| Oct 29 | hurray for geometry! |
| Oct 26 | good job, destructo |
| Oct 23 | this must get old |
| Oct 18 | this is something i actually said |
| Oct 16 | make sure it’s worth it, okay? |
| Oct 15 | honest irony |
| Oct 14 | in my humble opinion, of course |
| Oct 12 | oops, i’m a nerd! |
| Oct 10 | i was having a good day until that song came on… again… |
| Oct 3 | gloomie, wake up! |
| Oct 2 | how was that much chocolate a good idea? |
| Oct 1 | so, happy birthday, then |
| Sep 29 | must find cockroach… must test theory |
| Sep 27 | and the most abused song is… |
| Sep 26 | why dogs bark |
| Sep 24 | sometimes you can just tell |
| Sep 23 | your attitude frustrates me… |
| Sep 21 | it’s not even a bad thing… |
| Sep 20 | you just don’t have an answer |
| Sep 19 | …if it was done well |
| Sep 16 | sadly, no |
| Sep 13 | i remember the awesomeness |
| Sep 12 | oh, the rhythmic irony… |
| Sep 11 | but they’re plus ten delicious points |
| Sep 10 | your plan isn’t practical |
| Sep 8 | don’t fight the earth, it will win |
| Sep 7 | gloomie’s gonna be a rockstar! |
| Sep 6 | sugary yum! |
| Sep 5 | work starts too early |
| Aug 28 | such a tasty abomination |
| Aug 26 | it’s still better than the bus |
| Aug 22 | don’t be vague |
| Aug 15 | remember the box |
| Aug 14 | i wish things were more concise… |
| Aug 13 | i’m inviting a bunch of new ideas |
| Aug 12 | seriously, take one step back |
| Aug 11 | don’t do it, gloomie! |
| Aug 10 | this is often forgotten |
| Aug 9 | what a strange rabbit hole to get stuck in |
| Aug 8 | turtles are pretty lucky |
| Aug 5 | you aren’t being helpful |
| Aug 4 | these aren’t comfy |
| Aug 3 | for the sad lady feet everywhere |
| Aug 2 | thanks, talk radio, for pissing me off |
| Aug 1 | bad news for dreamers |
| Jul 31 | just don’t be a jerk about it |
| Jul 30 | yes, we get it, they are vague |
| Jul 29 | there’s always one |
| Jul 28 | smiley breaks it down again |
| Jul 27 | whatcha looking for, my friend? |
| Jul 26 | how do people get this job? |
| Jul 25 | good luck, gloomie |
| Jul 24 | this dinner isn’t over… |
| Jul 23 | yay! work’s over! |
| Jul 22 | hurry it up already! |
| Jul 21 | i bet a tribe would help |
| Jul 20 | oh monday… |
| Jul 19 | such a bad combination |
| Jul 18 | it’s a legal ceremony and you are not invited |
| Jul 17 | no spare change |
| Jul 16 | this goes for everyone! |
| Jul 15 | so much better, ultimately |
| Jul 14 | well, it was a bad idea |
| Jul 13 | i have too many receipts |
| Jul 12 | here he comes again |
| Jul 11 | …or maybe it is vampires |
| Jul 10 | thanks, history! |
| Jul 9 | you can never be too careful… |
| Jul 8 | it’s probable |
| Jul 7 | use ‘em! |
| Jul 6 | everyone’s doing it |
| Jul 5 | no emo allowed |
| Jul 4 | you… you missed the point |
| Jul 3 | poor drawing… |
